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minus-squareneutronbumblebee@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·2 months agoAlso diverting comets away from Earth, or towards it. Your welcome and here’s a dollar. Plus discount’s for multiple asteroid fragments.
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·2 months agoJupiter is like the bouncer to club earth where he tells feisty comets “NOT ON THE LIST.” Sometimes the comets sneak him 50 dollars and the comet gets to blow up dinosaurs and stuff though.
minus-squareInputZero@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoI mean in this economy we all need a side gig. Honestly kinda gotta respect the hustle.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoThat guy is lucky the dinosaurs didn’t sue him for the Chisxulub incident.
minus-squareNocturnalMorning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 months agoThat ruins the joke tho.
Also diverting comets away from Earth, or towards it. Your welcome and here’s a dollar. Plus discount’s for multiple asteroid fragments.
Jupiter is like the bouncer to club earth where he tells feisty comets “NOT ON THE LIST.” Sometimes the comets sneak him 50 dollars and the comet gets to blow up dinosaurs and stuff though.
I mean in this economy we all need a side gig. Honestly kinda gotta respect the hustle.
That guy is lucky the dinosaurs didn’t sue him for the Chisxulub incident.
That ruins the joke tho.