throws shock into pool once
And that will solve it once and for all! $14M please.
The pool is being infiltrated by Algae. Do you see it? Al Gae. The Gays!
I KNEW IT!well sorry turning the frogs gay can come with some side effects

Christ, $14 million for this instead of feeding kids or housing people
sometimes i want to rehearse being an insufferable crank, just so i could drive people like this even more nuts.
“it’s green because god did it to give us a sign.”
“he did it to show us he’s mad at us for worshipping trump, a known pedophile.”
“read your bible, it’s all in there.”
Pool voll Kacke, trotzdem da

Algenblüte Antifa
What are the odds that the chlorine budget for shit like this was cut by DOGE because he read there was a pool chlorine budget and immediately went with his first thought “oh they’re spending a hundred thousand dollars for pool chlorine? These government employees have their own pool? Cut it, it will be epic”
President Trunt as a God fearing American I am praying for you to please remove the woke liberal microbes from our stagnant pool of doodoo

I’ve been shitting and pissing in pools since before I could walk.
Like a Japanese swordsmith who has folded his katana 10000 times, I have shit in every public pool around me. The Olympic pool, the bubble bath, the kiddie pool, under water, over water, from the diving boards.
My anus is fully prepared for this moment. Come at me
i fear not the man who has shit in 1000 pools, but the man who has shit in one pool 1000 times
while you were out partying, i was shitting and farting in public spaces
You merely adopted the shart
I was born in it
Molded by it
presinald trunt shits his pants the woke left did this
Trans person is actually short for
“Transporter has locked on to the president’s pants, standing by to beam shit directly into them” -personI would love a conspiracy theory that someone had invented a transporter and was using it to make Trump seem as if he’s shitting himself.
Those people are trying their hardest to pump those brain juices through. Its very viscous for them.
Bodies of water the US has decayed for too much to exert control over:
- Strait of Hormuz
- pool in their own backyard
poolstraitpool is closed.
Said they should fill it with resin instead, but does anyone listen to me? No.
The real baller move would be filling it with mercury of course.
the stagnant water in my backyard suburban manmade pond is green and smells like shit. does anyone want to have a little swim with me?
AMERICANS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID GOD DAMN
Prestildant trumnpm you must resign your water is green

















