marriage is bourgeois decadence

The future is coming on
It’s coming on, it’s coming on
It’s coming on, it’s coming on

penises were a mistake

got 2 name one of my partners new plushies so i guess u could say things are getting serious

python is too easy so they had to make some aspect of it frustrating

tbh there’s still only like 1 or 2 next gen games i can’t play on PS4 or my potato PC so i’m just waiting for ps6

they’re singleplayer games too so it’s not like there’s a rush to get into them while they’re still new

If It’s on the Internet, It Will Get Attacked

u can just say my takes are too spicy for u 🙄

at least it’s not headstrong

new don tzu strategy unlocked: your enemies will have no idea how to negotiate with you if they know you have dementia

13 mins to transrate 1 min of video on potato computer 👍

relax, we are not making ice cream here, we can’t just go and peddle it on the street

you can if you partner with a guy like tuco

WTI back above $100 after dipping below $92 on the “ceasefire” news

the real move is to learn to appreciate farts,

i know my Monitoring The Situation addiction is genetic because rn my dad is watching one news channel on tv while watching another news channel on his phone

i’m a True Doomer because i really wanted it to be the end 😔

a second snag has hit the foldable iphone

what if instead of tel aviv-yafo it was tel aviv-fafo

yo

A revolution isn’t a dinner party

yeag but if trump wasn’t in office, we’d be at brunch

beanischord is a B chord in sickonian mode