contractorpoints
cointelpoints
crackerpoints
pmcpoints
Clintonpoints
Damn, Cointelpoints is a good one, sorry sir, but I’m going to have to report you for unauthorized good posting in c/badposting
as they are all fairly obvious, somebody already coined them, and i’m stealing without giving proper attribution
why is this in badposting
You need Hexbear Prime to access c/goodposting (its only 9,99$ a month and there is a saladbar)
do I get a blue checkmark
No that costs 99,99$ but you do get acess to our Lounge area
is there snacks
Yes you get unlimited pretzels (but these pretzels they are making me thirsty)
Full access to a salad bar for $10/mo isn’t a bad deal
But WDYMP the quality of-
SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM GOING TO CRASH THE FUCK OUT! HOLY SHIT CAN I JUST DO THE LITTLE FUCKING POST, DUDE?! IM JUST TRYING TO FUCKING POST. YOU’RE RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD POST DUDE. NO I’M FUCKING SICK OF HOU DOING THIS SHIT! IT’S A BADPOST ABOUT CONTRA POINTS. IT’S FICTITIOUS ANYWAY. FUCK OFFFFFF. I WISH YOU MEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT
Please. YOU ARE SCARING THE SHAREHOLDERS
No comrade! You’re scaring the shareholders. The shareholders of my HEART AND MIND! I just can’t do it anymore
Incoherent sobbing
Look I have got a free Hexbear Prime code. How about we get you to the Salad Bar and you try some vegan caviar ?
freehexbear2025
Did it work? Do I get good posts now?
Kamalapoints
Edit: toss in imtalkingpoints for good measure.
she was never good
