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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

KKKontrapoint$$

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KKKontrapoint$$

Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    You need Hexbear Prime to access c/goodposting (its only 9,99$ a month and there is a saladbar)

    • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net
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      do I get a blue checkmark

      • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        No that costs 99,99$ but you do get acess to our Lounge area

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          is there snacks

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            Yes you get unlimited pretzels (but these pretzels they are making me thirsty)

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              cool-bean

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      Full access to a salad bar for $10/mo isn’t a bad deal

      But WDYMP the quality of-

      SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM GOING TO CRASH THE FUCK OUT! HOLY SHIT CAN I JUST DO THE LITTLE FUCKING POST, DUDE?! IM JUST TRYING TO FUCKING POST. YOU’RE RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD POST DUDE. NO I’M FUCKING SICK OF HOU DOING THIS SHIT! IT’S A BADPOST ABOUT CONTRA POINTS. IT’S FICTITIOUS ANYWAY. FUCK OFFFFFF. I WISH YOU MEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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        Please. YOU ARE SCARING THE SHAREHOLDERS

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          No comrade! You’re scaring the shareholders. The shareholders of my HEART AND MIND! I just can’t do it anymore

          Incoherent sobbing

          doggirl-tears

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            Look I have got a free Hexbear Prime code. How about we get you to the Salad Bar and you try some vegan caviar ?

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              freehexbear2025

              Did it work? Do I get good posts now?

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