guitar cop #1: PUT THE GUITAR DOWN!

me: puts guitar down

guitar cop #2: PICK THE GUITAR UP!

me: picks up guitar

guitar cop #1: WHAT PART OF PUT THE GUITAR DOWN DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!

me: puts guitar down

guitar cop #2: I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD IF YOU DO NOT PICK UP THAT GUITAR!

context: Fender meglo corp won a lawsuit in G*rmany that says any non Fender guitar shaped like a stratocaster is illegal and guitar people are mad.

fender strat:

typical copy: