Did you see the match last night?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

God! Did we?

Wow! What a match!

Yeah.

All of the players running up the pitch… Players running. …and running down it again. Such athleticism!

What was Rooney thinking of, though?

Oh! Who knows?

That’s Rooney!

He is a foolish boy.

Yeah, but that referee… I’m sorry, the referee is just an idiot.

Yes. He was certainly the villain of the piece.