Those savage bleachskins and their “casu marzu” and their “foie gras” and their “hákarl” and their “Kalles Kaviar” and their “hackepeter” and their “stargazy pie”. Of course they would resist the light of enlightenment. It’s a continent of people who think civilisation, government and statesmanship were perfected by a bunch of Hellenic pederasts or Roman dictators.

We shouldn’t try and enlighten them, for they deserve the darkness.