So much coke
This is my favorite Balmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WW2JWIv6G8
At 0:23 it looks like he injures himself but carries on anyway.
I am just imagining him saying “Tech CEOs, tech CEOs, tech CEOs!” which was probably not the intention.
Balmer was a terrible CEO by nearly every measure, but the one that stands out for me is the culture he cultivated where team members would actively undermine one another just for a better performance review.
Balmer was a terrible CEO by nearly every measure
Steve Ballmer has an estimated net worth between $130 billion and $145 billion, consistently ranking among the top 15 wealthiest people in the world
What other measure is there?
Under his watch MS missed the smartphone boat, waffled between consumer and commercial products, Windows Vista, Bing, stack ranking employees, organizational silos, pushed a know it all mindset (as opposed to a learning mindset), etc.
The next CEO did a lot of cleanup for many years.
His net empathy was -53647863919406 but it never went up, so it was not a usable measurement.
How much money they made shareholders.
I believe he was Microsoft’s single biggest shareholder, after Gates diversified.
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Why is he so sweaty…? ಠ_ಠ
He do coke, (so he can work longer… so he can make more money… so he can do more coke)
You try and say Developers that many times in a row without getting an uncontrollable erection while sweating profusely!
I shit, I should not have tried this at work
Booger sugar
