My favorite part about this guy is it’s perfectly believable he’s simply a particularly fit 48 year old. Yeah dude you figured out a healthy diet and an exercise routine will make you feel and look better. But no that’s not enough, you have to make your son into a blood bag and say you’ve developed immortality pills.
I hate all billionaires on principle but this guy is my least favorite type. It’s not enough that he has every luxury planet Earth can possibly provide. He has to be worshipped as a god too. Just start a cult, man.
My favorite thing about this guy is that he came to India, talked about the air quality and actually highlighted the issue particularly well while people were living in denial and then just fucked off.
He reminds me of those daoist dudes in ancient China who were like, “I’m immortal” and then they die and their adherents are like, “Bro didn’t lie he just transcended his physical form.”
My favorite part about this guy is it’s perfectly believable he’s simply a particularly fit 48 year old. Yeah dude you figured out a healthy diet and an exercise routine will make you feel and look better. But no that’s not enough, you have to make your son into a blood bag and say you’ve developed immortality pills.
I hate all billionaires on principle but this guy is my least favorite type. It’s not enough that he has every luxury planet Earth can possibly provide. He has to be worshipped as a god too. Just start a cult, man.
My favorite thing about this guy is that he came to India, talked about the air quality and actually highlighted the issue particularly well while people were living in denial and then just fucked off.
He reminds me of those daoist dudes in ancient China who were like, “I’m immortal” and then they die and their adherents are like, “Bro didn’t lie he just transcended his physical form.”
Health secrets they don’t want billionaires to know: drink more mercury.
All-natural cinnabar provides 10000000000% of the mercury you need to ascend to the Lunar Palace on the back of a moonbeam.
Bezos is as, maybe more, fucked up as him but that’s not on mass media.