1. Switzerland. Fake country of fake people, economy revolves around 1) finance scams and 2) school resorts for the elite

2. Belgium. Gross fake country where 32% of the population are EU bureaucrats, 51% are lobbyists and 63% are perverts at an illegal level (the numbers are not exclusive, many people are both or all 3

3. France/England. Guilty of some of the worst crimes against humanity in history but they also produced some cool music and stuff

4. Argentina. Yeah yeah germans escaping history and blah blah and an unlimited series of joke presidents that screw their own people over as they eat it up and smile, and it’s an entire country devoted to steak. but idk. somehow less hateable than the above. can’t say why. gauchos and maté?

5. Norway. Boring country with an attitude, despite lacking anything noteworthy except some nice views. originally put it at #4 but can’t even bother to hate it that much. who cares

6. Spain. Spain is pretty cool i guess

7. Morocco. The only non european country (argentina is in europe) so that alone puts it last by default. also they have good food, good music, good hash, and most moroccans i’ve met have been pretty cool

There must be some mistake, I do not see USA on that list

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#1 Switzerland. Filthy neutrals

#2 Argentina because all my Latino friends say Argentina is the US of Latin America

#3 England. Sorry, I grew up with anglophiles. England should be #1. I accept whatever punishment the tribunal sees fit

#4 why not Belgium

#5 France. Chuds hate the French and I don’t want to be affiliated with them.

#6 Spain. They haven’t been so bad the last 50 years or so.