America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Semiquincentennialcyclosporiasis

I’m sure it’s fine. Luckily there isn’t some viral pathogen running wild absolutely wrecking peoples’ immune systems and making them more and more vulnerable to the threats capitalism is unleashing throughout our supply chain.

The dudes that shit in my work bathroom must all have this because toddlers use the toilet better.

Cyclospora is a microscopic parasite that causes an intestinal illness known as cyclosporiasis, which typically leads to symptoms like watery diarrhea, cramping, and nausea. It is primarily spread through contaminated food or water, particularly fresh produce.

So how much of FDA, EPA, CDC and related agency cuts are likely directly connected to this as well? Water quality and food supply chain safety will likely continue to deteriorate. Screwballworm leadership will continue to create more terrible outcomes across the country.

I thought that was just a natural part of the American experience

It’s real bad out here in the western basin of Lake Erie. NW Ohio and SE Michigan have hundreds of confirmed cases so far. It’s coming from the waterways and contaminated produce.

Explosive Diarrhea is my favourite Lynx song