VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 days agoDark humor rulediscuss.onlineexternal-linkmessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1571
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minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·6 days agothe far left, like peanut butter, is soft, but resilient and creamy. The far right, like peanut brittle, is hard, but fragile.
minus-squareBoosBeau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·6 days agoThen there’s me, always hard when peanuts are involved.
minus-squareSunflier@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoYou’re always hard? That might mean you need to consult your doctor about any Viagra medication you’re taking.
minus-squareSunflier@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-25 days agoOh, I tought the next level down from your above comment was: Then there’s me, always hard
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agomore like stale baguette.
the far left, like peanut butter, is soft, but resilient and creamy. The far right, like peanut brittle, is hard, but fragile.
Then there’s me, always hard when peanuts are involved.
Then there’s me.
You’re always hard? That might mean you need to consult your doctor about any Viagra medication you’re taking.
No, there is me.
Oh, I tought the next level down from your above comment was:
more like stale baguette.