Lion? If you’re a human in 40k you’re more likely to be a mangy street cat forced to work in a factory processing other cats into fancy feast. Fuck yeah I’ll be the Taus little pet over that, I can work in at a space turnip farm or something, maybe they’ll give me little human treats.


The issue is that they have some pretty fucking cool phrases, if they were only used to you know, do good things as opposed to just crush any and all hope from humanity for the sake of order.
Abominable Intelligence does go fucking hard, too bad the second you use any 40k coded phrases you get a bunch of chuds screaming about xenos, mutants, and heretics
Every now again the “It was then that I understood the weakness of my flesh and substituted it for the certainty of steel.” line goes through my head. Stupid, yes. Badass, also yes.