Lion? If you’re a human in 40k you’re more likely to be a mangy street cat forced to work in a factory processing other cats into fancy feast. Fuck yeah I’ll be the Taus little pet over that, I can work in at a space turnip farm or something, maybe they’ll give me little human treats.


Indoor housecats have like double the lifespan of a lion and have way happier lives.
The only thing holding housecats back is their kidneys.
And arthritis.
Unite meowlitariat of the world, the only thing holding you back is your kidneys