Lion? If you’re a human in 40k you’re more likely to be a mangy street cat forced to work in a factory processing other cats into fancy feast. Fuck yeah I’ll be the Taus little pet over that, I can work in at a space turnip farm or something, maybe they’ll give me little human treats.


Bro, El’Jonson would snap you in half with his toenail clippings. I’d say you’re more like a flea but at least they have some bodily autonomy.