Lion? If you’re a human in 40k you’re more likely to be a mangy street cat forced to work in a factory processing other cats into fancy feast. Fuck yeah I’ll be the Taus little pet over that, I can work in at a space turnip farm or something, maybe they’ll give me little human treats.


Its kind of wild that Hasbro decided to forgo that obvious cash-cow with Magic The Gathering and instead just turned it into a slopfest. They could’ve done so much with their own IPs (Ravnica seems ripe for some sort of RPG, Phyrexia would be an awesome boomer-shooter) but that would require doing more than the bare minimum, so…