• PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      6 hours ago

      Damn. Kirk was offed because he refused to get the boybortion Prager wanted him to get?Daddy’d be so mad and disappointed if he found out they were having gaybies out of wedlock.

      • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        6 hours ago

        As soon as he found out he was boypreggers, they found a way to fake his death so he could raise their child in secret. It’s basically Romeo and Juliet but with a happy ending that the Liberal Mainstream Media™ doesn’t want you to hear about

        Edit: I’m absolutely adding “gaybies” to my vocabulary