• ClownPrinceofFools [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 days ago

    Sounds like Grindr lol Empty profiles with a first message only expressing that they want you. No I don’t care I can ask you anything, stop talking like this is a datingsim where you win by not giving the wrong answers. The all you can eat dick buffet was not all it was cut out to be

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      3 days ago

      the queer version of this meme is more fascinating: there’s an logarithmic curve on the apps – especially grindr – where it indeed is an endless ass buffet if you’re a conventionally attractive top who knows how to be photogenic, but not as much if you prefer bottoming.

      to be clear though, being a photogenic & attractive bottom will still get you several fold more dick than an average looking person and i suspect that, that logarithmic delta would blow most people’s minds – it’s literally about over a dozen sex partners in a single night where average people consider just 1 to be a successful night.