Cooler kids had a crate of marbles to stare at for 50 hours and consider eating.

Cant have shit anymore cos of woke

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    8 days ago

    You may have bought some processed marbles — Sometimes the people at the toy store package the marbles with an overripe banana (which lets off ethylene gas, a natural fruit ripening enzyme) which causes the marbles to ripen prematurely. You lose a lot of flavour through this method but you can sometimes shave ten, fifteen years off the waiting time.