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GolfFoxtrotLima@ani.social to NonCredibleDiplomacy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Pettiness level 5

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Pettiness level 5

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GolfFoxtrotLima@ani.social to NonCredibleDiplomacy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31992817

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    Mate how old is this meme, that’s ex-president Shinzo Abe and he’s been dead for 4 years.

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      The 3D-Printer Virgin versus the Chad Doohickey

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      Probably first term. This has first term vibes.

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      He’s been pretending to be dead for four years to avoid talking to Donald.

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        Faked getting doohickey’d just so he wouldn’t have to talk to that bag of shit.

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        Turns out we are all dead inside, and the call was coming from inside the house.

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          And the real lesson was the awkward silence we had along the way

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      Nah man, it’s brand new. See Shinzo Abe wanted so very little to talk to Trump he escaped to a whole different plane of existence.

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        My Next Life as a Reincarnated President in Another World Without Trump Vol 1

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          The final episode is Trump dying and being reincarnated into Abes world.

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            … as his rival in a magical academy where rank is determined by monthly spellcasting tournaments

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              Trump always “wins” because his stupid rambling keeps messing up others’ spells and their concentration. When he falls asleep mid-fight and loses, he whines around until he “wins”

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                I think part of it too is because by some weird loophole, his sharts actually count as spells, and it tends to knock his opponents out immediately…

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          With slimes. And catgirl assassins.

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            And all the 15yos he can impregnate while saying “this is normal for them you see”

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              Why’d you have to make it weird?

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                Shinzo Abe and the entirety of Japanese pop culture but most especially isekai trash made it weird.

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                  Sounds like you’re making a lot of sweeping generalizations

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                    Sounds like you don’t know shit about Shinzo Abe or anime.

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          My Grandma So Gordo Make A Casa Roll

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