• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    6 hours ago

    “I’m the richest asshole on earth and my feelings get hurt easily, so I use my money to file frivolous lawsuits.”

    • Some asshole.
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    21 hours ago

    X Corp has absolutely zero authority to force anything. Only courts can and as we’ve seen in USA they’re pretty meaningless too.

    The longer you obey the more power you give them. Power they haven’t earned.

    Ignore X Corp lawyers. They’re all overpaid losers who could never cut it. Most of them can’t read above a sixth grade level. Sue me if I’m wrong.

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      I hope their AI-obsessed boss compels them to use Grok, bogging them down in fabricated case law. Either they’ll have to trudge through the garbage and verify what they can, or they’ll get caught making shit up and get reamed out by a judge.

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      21 hours ago

      Every time I bang an X Corp lawyer’s wife she gives me a cookie.

      Why do you think Ozempic prices are through the roof?!?

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    21 hours ago

    XCancel? How they cancel something nobody has heard of?

    I think got to my 6th superflous X before I noped out of that article.

    HOpefully nitter learns from this and doesn’t try to copy the branding of the worlds uncoolest person.