After trade negotiations broke down between the two countries last weekend, Mark Carney, the Canadian prime minister, vowed to match US tariffs “dollar for dollar” and unveiled a list of nearly 900 American goods that will face 25% to 50% tariffs starting on 8 September.
Paper products are among the hardest-hit sectors, with Canada threatening to put tariffs of between 25% and 50% on “toilet paper or face tissue stock” from 8 September in retaliation for a 50% hike from Washington DC.
Though American toilet paper and tissues are often made domestically, they heavily rely on lumber-rich Canada for raw materials. Procter & Gamble, the owner of Charmin toilet paper, said last year that it would have to increase prices amid tariffs that were in place at the time.
born to shit, can’t even wipe. or something
Bidet users stay winning
I feel like I still need like 2 or 3 to dry off afterwards
I just drip dry for a minute or two, usually does the trick
Another communist attack on the productivity of our great nation
facts
Nice timing, right when there’s a epidemic of explosive diarrhea

This really needs to be an emoji
We had these problems with covid and now they’re back, the national nightmare of doo doo ass shitting?!
That picture of of the proud doo doo ass boys in DC is relevant.
Chinese EVs and Malaysian ass hoses let’s go

The poopification of America continues
wiping is woke

Once the toilet paper scalping begins it’s officially a crisis
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