I believe that there’s a huge magnet of sorts in the core of earth that attracts a specific brand, BIC, to it.

The only two items that always go missing. Pens. Lighters.

Always BIC.

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    The core of the earth is a giant magnet. Really. It’s an iron core, and that’s one of the main things that gave The Earth a magnetic field to protect us against part of the deadly laser in the sky.

    I don’t think it would have enough magnetic pull to take pens and lighters from the surface though. Also how does that account for all the missing socks I hear about? I don’t think that cotton/polyester blends are magnetic.