You think anybody thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night?
but who’s Starla?
Married to this alpha
$14.95 in 1987 is worth $43.94 today FYI
yikes
Right? Mr Miyagi was cheaper and a far better teacher.
The name has me imagining mixing hot water and a packet of powdered karate. I take a single sip and a fist bursts through my chest, killing me instantly.
this is a business idea i can stand behind… to avoid blood splatter
It only works if you yell “Karate!” with each punch. If it’s a regular punch, you have to say “Regular punch!”
everything works if you yell KARATE. The poewr of projectoin!
Keanu found an even better way.
yup
I need Walter Goggins to do a biopic on this guy!
oh yeah
Ye gods I’m curious about this
Be curious no longer! https://youtu.be/izDGduwBfec
Thank you, instant senpai
Just $16.95, shittydwarf-san.
