Mandatory piss tests but it’s not for drugs it’s to make sure you’re hydrated enough to produce enough labor value to be worth it

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    8 hours ago

    I was hoping for a full somg parody, but not surprised someone has done it

    You’re peeing and and you laugh out loud

    You taunt me from safe your pee has no cloud

    My piss, it must threaten you

    To make you act the way you do

    Red, I’m peeing red

    I’m peeing red

    I’m peeing red

    I’m peeing red

    You see me and you think I’m thirsty

    First impressions without a word

    You can’t believe your eyes at first

    But now you know you’ve seen the thirst

    • yellowfattybean [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      6 hours ago

      I swear there was a pre-title to the song called “end result of drinking too much Hawaiian punch” but I couldn’t replicate it on searches and I’m not at my pc with the mp3 to check