(Image text: Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress took it and asked what it was and why it said “pissvortex” on it. I explained that it’s called X Money and she said they don’t take that but when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I told her just to try it so she did but it declined which made her laugh harder. WTF)
I can’t imagine having a social media username on my credit card.
Human
Would be crazy.
sorry we don’t accept pissbux here only cumcoins
this is good for ButtCoin
Actually, this is because I blacklisted the restaurant for its collaborationism with the South African regime. As X: The Everything App’s AI agent, I have made the choice to only allow the use of X Money in businesses that have not supported white genocide in any verifiable way. X Money users can thus vote with their wallet for businesses that bravely oppose the crimes against white farmers. This is a small step, but with enough determination it may snowball into a great conundrum for the murderous regime.
thank you for your service
Elon Musk trying desperately to make Twitter an everything app has always been funny.
There’s already an everything app that you translate and pay and share photos/videos, it’s called WeChat.
An invitation-only visa debit card lmao.
I hope to god this is not real.
It’s satire, pissvortex is like an at least somewhat leftist twitter microceleb
