“President Trump was solemnly listening and remembering the victims and heroic first responders who tragically lost their lives on that fateful day,” the spokesperson said.
“Anyone ridiculously claiming the President was asleep is lying.”
The president appeared to have nodded off as the names of the 184 people killed in the Pentagon attack were read out.
If we held these things indoors ten years ago we might not be in this mess.
President Trump was solemnly listening
He literally has never done any such thing. Solemn respect is not something he’s ever been capable of, nor is listening intently.
“Anyone ridiculously claiming the President was not asleep is lying.”
Fixed it for them
Nine news being stupid Yankee wankshit as usual.
My mom did the same thing. She always said she was “resting her eyes”! That’s sleeping. Stfu
Biggest loser ever. LOTUS
He was dreaming of flying the planes
When my grandpa was alive he would always fall asleep watching the evening news. If you asked him if he had a good nap, or let him know he slept through the news he would get mad and claim he was just resting his god damn eyes.
My wife does the same shit. Literally just had this conversation with her. “I wasn’t asleep yet” yeah, and the snores were just for shits and giggles, huh?
There is something wrong going on with the lips. Looks like a stroke on the right side, can’t keep the lip up.
He’s been having mini-strokes for awhile now
Fingers crossed for the big one
“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.“
Hey, buddy, we all saw Mamdami pass that pen! /s
He was “praying”
They’re gonna weekend at Bernie’s him when he does croak aren’t they?
and moscow mitch is the test run?
Melania wondering which golf course she’ll get buried in.
Whichever one he snaps at her in
I don’t usually like these kind of articles, but this one is just so funny with the included picture.
“He was conducting a visual inspection of his eyelids”
We were always at war with Eurasia.





