My “I have committed felonies” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
the average person has better opsec about buying drugs or shoplifting
I wonder how surprised he was he got caught while wearing that t-shirt he probably bought online from a site that definitely wasn’t a honeypot
Your honor, the only thing I stole was valor
shit like this is proof that chuds have never had to deal with being on the wrong side of the law
The average person has better opsec about jaywalking
“Everyone present at January 6th, send a letter to address and Trump will pardon you!”
Shit, I need an envelope!
how much is postage to langley, that’s where uncle trump lives.
My dad works for trumptendo so I get to play all the pardons before they’re released
Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah I’m right here.
At least he wasn’t a poser.
Honest dude
Must have been the easiest job for the feds with this
The hardest part was probably sifting through all the people lying saying they were there when they weren’t.
Chuds becoming the poster children for
Dennis Reynolds looking mf
Remember the guy who wore his work ID to Jan 6?
Yes, your honor, I was there on that date, but notice how the hour isn’t specified? I was there after the riot was dispersed as a citizen journalist!
“Why ‘Take America Back’ with a picture of Trump?” because we had to take America back from Trump, of course!
