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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It

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Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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AUSTIN, TX—Ascribing the decision to prioritizing the safety of the chain’s employees and customers, grocery retailer Whole Foods announced Thursday that they would be closing 6 more stores across the country after a customer tried a blueberry without paying for it. “If someone takes even one more blueberry, we’ll be…
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    What about all the unpaid wages?

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      That’s the loophole for the 13th amendment. We all get convicted of theft because we steal to survive then they put us back in our same jobs as wards of the state for no pay. It’s the real long game.

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      Those lead to more Amazon distribution centres.

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