• CantSt0pPoppin@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Person 1: Smash n Grab with a side of Scorched Earth?

    Person 2: Sounds like a recipe for destruction.

    Person 1: but the heat would be so intense

    Person 2: (Whispers) I’m a fire starter.

    Person 1: (Laughs) I know.