The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years agoThey're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square124fedilinkarrow-up1732
arrow-up1732imageThey're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square124fedilink
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 years agoI have 2.5 acres of swamp, solar power and plenty of ammo. I’ll just go hide. Which I do every weekend anyway. :)
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoForget cottage-core, we’re about Shrek-core now
minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-22 years agoHello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you. I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoAmazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 years agoHow will you get food and water once the power (for everyone else) and plumbing go out?
I have 2.5 acres of swamp, solar power and plenty of ammo. I’ll just go hide. Which I do every weekend anyway. :)
Get off mah swamp
Forget cottage-core, we’re about Shrek-core now
Hello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you.
I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
Amazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?
How will you get food and water once the power (for everyone else) and plumbing go out?