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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Some of you shits need this

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Some of you shits need this

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world
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    Bruh, this should have gone in !pissposting@lemmy.world

    • Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works
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      I wish this was real. Just noticed the AI artifacting extending the grill of the truck on the right through his arm.

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        Am trucker, also wish it were real. But that account is a shitposting fake truck stop account

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        It’s real in our dreams at least

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          deleted by creator

      • dangblingus@lemmy.world
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        Also, the clearly fake truck in the middle ground.

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          Certainly gave off weird vibes but I wasn’t 100% sure it wasn’t just the blur.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s not illegal to cross post!

      • RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml
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        It will be when I’m elected.

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          Good. All these pissposters need to stop complaining

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
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    Way of the road, Bubs

    • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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      Fuckin’ way she goes

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        1 year ago

        What is drunk?

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Just recycle please

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    So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of “Mountain Dew” on their car.

    He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker’s piss bottle.

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      Bless your naive friend

  • LazaroFilm@lemmy.world
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    I want to see the job posting for this position…

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Be the change you want to see

      • Retrograde@lemmy.world
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        Ah you think piss is your ally? You merely adopted the piss jug. I was born in it, molded by it.

        • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          Pee the change you want to

          • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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            You can keep the change, brother.

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    “kids can get their picture taken for only $5” How much for adults?

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      If you bring a child it’s free but if you come alone it’s $9.99

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        What a deal! I’ll take 100

  • x4740N@lemmy.world
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    That mascot suit looks like a heatstroke generator

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      It’s a piss generator

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        We are all piss generators

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          True enough

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    👉👈 Uwu pissman

  • Ritsu@lemmynsfw.com
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    It’s literally AI art

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      It’s literally art

      • Hello Hotel@lemmy.world
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        it’s literally a image url /s

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  • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Bruh I giggled like a fucktard when I saw “urine trouble” for some reason I found that hilarious

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      That’s what I say to my dumb dumb dog when he pisses on something. :p

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        He looks like he’d piss on something he’s not supposed to. Give him lots of pats for me ok? I’m sure he’s being his best self.

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          He tries, bless the little fella.

          I believe he tries.

      • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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        Awwwww bless what breed is the little fella. He looks like a wolfhound.

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    Everybody knows you’re supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.

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      You’re supposed to empty them out the window as you drive.

      Throwing the plastic out is just wasteful.

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        You’re talking about waste and in the same comment advising throwing out all that liquid gold?

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          Why not airdry it overnight. Works best with boiling temperatures ;)

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      Way of the road, Bubs.

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    It’s the way of the road.

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    I never towed banners myself, I went straight into instruction. But the guys pulling banners always talked about using a gatorade bottle half full of kitty litter.

    Ya’ll…don’t use kitty litter?

    You know it just occurred to me right this moment, but towing banners is advertising, and fuck advertising. Glad I never got into that racket.

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      Use wood pellets. Less smelly.

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    I’ll photoshop myself into this one for free. It’ll take four hours to get it juuust right (because I suck at photo editing), but I’ll convince myself it was worth it because I saved $5.

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      You’ll miss out on PJM’s patented olfactory experience then bub.

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    is this real because i love it

    • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No, look at the shadow. It’s AI generated.

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        The truck is also odd.

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    I need this guy on some of my job sites, I swear.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Piss Jug Man is with you, always.

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        👉👈 Piss jug man is-iss always with me uwu aaa-always

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