I still don’t get how - with such a perfect tee-up - we settled on “X, the platform formerly known as Twitter”.
Besides, imagining Musks reaction to this tickles me slightly.
- I still prefer to write it “xitter” pronounced as “shitter”. - I still prefer to write “Twitter” because fuck X and Musk - And Spez 
 
- I was taking that to be “zitter” like it’s infected and probably should be seen by a professional otherwise it’s going to leave a nasty mark. - In Chinese pinyin x is a sh sound. 
- zittler 
 
- You know, you may have just changed my mind 
- And there’s the issue. There are just too many good jokes to be had here. - The other half is that news organizations won’t let themselves place a joke over the appearance of objectivity, using the legally changed name of the company. The most they will do is add the parenthetical (formerly Twitter). - Journalists are wet blankets. What can you do? 
 
- 😕 🤚 X, formerly known as Twitter - 😎 👉 Xitter, pronounced as Shitter - Didn’t South Park call it Shitter first? - Scary how prophetic satire is 
- I’ll call it Twatter until the day I die 
 
- While it still says “twitter.com” in the SSL certificate, that’s still it’s name. It is still called Twitter. 
- It is referencing Prince. He went by a symbol and people called him, The Artist (Formerly Known as Prince). - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_(musician)#/media/File%3APrince_logo.svg - The trouble with that is that it shows a certain amount of respect 
 
- I’ll have to think about it, meanwhile I’ll keep calling twitter, twitter. 
- And it’s owned by the X billionaire Elon Musk. - Hopefully, he’ll soon be an ex-billionaire. - Honestly, I was just hoping it might help him realize how dumb X sounds to everyone else. 
 
 
- Site: Twatter. Users: Twats. 
- I’ve already posted this elsewhere but  
- i have a longing for the day when Twitter is bailed out because it’s tOo BIg to fAiL 
- I prefer “used-to-be-twitter.” I think it captures the context better, and it’s clunky, as it should be. 
- Because ex-Twitter doesn’t get the same SEO as Twitter nor X. 
- Why are we still talking about it? Yesterday’s news, man. 













