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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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It makes you wonder...

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It makes you wonder...

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    Ranger: It’s terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!

    Sign maker: I got you fam.

  • jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world
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    Environmentally conscious.

    They might have seen them litter? /s

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      And the person even recognized that most humans remains aren’t environmental-friendly enough to be left in the wild…How nice!

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        What if you remove all the belongings, the body should be fine for the animals eh. Unless we are just too full of microplastics

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          Not only microplastics. Some people are taking medication which would not be safe or have Implants.

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            So what should I do with my bodies then? I don’t want to just send more stuff to landfills

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              Re… Recycling?

  • Czarb@lemmy.world
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    Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that’s a sin.

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    You’re missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C’mon, guys, you’re smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.

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    Calm down, the bag in the second picture is bigger than it appears. It’s all fine

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    What did the green man do to the two tan men?

    • ceenote@lemmy.world
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      A hate crime

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    Don’t worry, they packed them out.

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    I don’t see the problem, aren’t you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?

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      You still need to pack out that trash of a human you killed.

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    That reminds me of the dark joke:
    A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it’s so dark that you can’t see your hand in close distance. There’s cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: “It’s really scary here.” The man says: “What can I say, I’ll have to walk back all by myself later.”

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    And the red garbage bag in the trunk!

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    what does that mean when the eyes(?) go greater than

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      zoomie pls…

    • ARk@lemm.ee
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      is that a nose?

    • Melt@lemm.ee
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      It’s the eyes popping forward

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        I always thought it was the “shifty eyes” look.

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    Did they f*cking stutter?

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