We humans are like an unprobable little infection on a little stone floating around in the infinite emptiness of the universe.

Gravity makes us go round this nuclear reactor, which is the sole reason we don’t starve to death.

Brzz Brzz Brzz click

Drink coffee

Brush teeth

Sit in metal cube, moving with other metal cubes.

“Work”

Sit in metal cube again.

Eat

Sleep.

Repeat.

Lifespan: 80 years.

Might have a tiny chance to get off the little stone: yes

Thinks: should buy better metal cube.

Thinks: we should not cure aging.