• intensely_human@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    We’re tired, we’ve been here for god knows how long, and I haven’t been laid since I left the farm. Let’s wrap this up and let the first congress handle it. Besides, I’m wasted by this point.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      and I haven’t been laid since I left the farm.

      If the rest of them were anything like Franklin (and I guarantee there were more like Franklin than Adams), they probably had gotten laid a lot more since leaving the farm.