Had to do urinalysis as part of a group, we all stood in line drinking water while we were escorted one by one to be watched while we provided a sample. Pretty high stress, angry people running it and being very antagonistic and high energy. One guy in line couldn’t pee so he got sent to the back, couldn’t pee his 2nd time around either and told them he had to shit. Dude took a massive shit and still didn’t pee, lol. The aneurism he gave those angry piss watchers brings me great joy to this day.

That same Urinalysis I shit my pants by straining too hard trying to pee.