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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish ·
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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet

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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet

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    I don’t have to chop, stew, dismember, or sell a $5 bill. False equivalency argument.

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      I know right? Picking up a lost $5 doesnt carry any of those rewarding tasks.

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      i think you ate the onion on c/theonion lol

    • somtwo@lemmy.world
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      My guy, this is the onion

      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        Yes, I can read. And see where it’s posted.

        Doesn’t mean I can’t debunk a theoretical argument.

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          only the top 1% of IQs can debunk internet satire

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            Aw crap, I’m not an IQ I’m an ENFJ. ;(

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          THE ONION DEBOOONKED!!!1!!!

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            Some people pay good money for a solid debonking.

            Or a handful of dead squirrels, I’m sure.

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      It’s fine. He never said it. He has said he thinks its ridiculous that he gets so much money for doing nothing compared to school teachers while paying less taxes.

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      That’s just what they want you to think

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