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I make bonsais and I guess I’m kinda old


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Corpo has decided to let you go and replace your position with AI


It’s quicker just to look at their shoes rather than wait for this to come out of their mouth


No one OWNS a joke in communism
And I said “number 302. NUMBER 302”

Illegally smol cage


Her boyfriend brings it in the mornings


It’d be easier to just get the nurses or doctors number


We can’t even eat our shoes these days, they’re not real leather anymore, they’re rubber, plastic, glue, nylon.


Hell, screw pesticide drenched veggies being looney, they straight up used just eating veggies as a slur. Being called a vegan was legitimately a slur they used. Now they’re on some maha no food dye, no seed oils, mocking the liver king shit. It’s crazy how they can just flip to the other side of a topic and still go so far it scares reasonable people far away.


Get your first horn nubs in yet? You’re gonna love shedding season


Christian love knows no bounds


Ah the beauty of the birds and the wasps

Because it’s stealth mode from the monsters


A gold statue in San Fran wouldn’t hurt


So licking your best friends balls is just funny, got it


I haven’t seen it and that’s how I know I had a good, productive day I can be proud of


This and he might not have sundowned in this cycle yet, I’ve dealt with sundowning and when it happens they are full of energy and enraged and think everyone is out to kill them. It wouldn’t surprise me if suddenly he kills the deal and attacks because he’s in the middle of an episode soon.


Gosh, can’t imagine anything going wrong with that plan /s
If you don’t open the set with sucking dick, are you even really a band?