I’m telling you Starcucks is a billion dollar idea
That’s because you aren’t talking to investors in Miami
Hi I’d like a dark roast espresso double shot
My wife is already sleeping with a barista so why would I need this?
Do you get coffee out of the arrangement? Know your worth!
Her boyfriend brings it in the mornings
Greater Seattle polycule?
But I don’t like coffee
Not a problem, for $1 extra the barista will keep snatching the coffee cup away from you like a turkish icecream vendor then drink it in front of you.
If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, I’ll finance your business venture. And fuck your wife. We’re challenge pissing.
Fuck you, Baltimore!
Love Baltimore, love challenge pissing, simple as
From a standing position?
I’ll decide depending on whether you end up dry or not. Are you one to gamble?
I think i may be able to manage it from a sta ding position, it means I only need a 3 foot stream, its be an effort but I think I could at least get close
Sorry, I asked for a weak latte not a regular latte can you please remake it and fuck my wife again?
Get da fuck outta here you’re always tryna game the system, ever heard of a refractory period??
Free Use Starcucks, I can see this being a JAV production.
This is the Yin to the Mulholland Drive trash lady Yang
Yeah because one of these cafes is responsible for the bulk of the dialog in Raging Bull and after seeing DeNiro with a prosthetic nose the world said “don’t do that again”
Can I just have a night time bakery instead?
after watching The Curse, this emoji plus the post is even more funny. although im not sure The Curse is worth watching.
I found new reservoirs of discomfort I never knew could be tapped into, so in that sense it was a particularly impressive work of art.
yea the sense of dread was certainly present the whole time, that ending though. i actually got spoiled on what happened, but it was just a comment i saw and i was like “what the fuck are they talking about.” I still didnt expect that ending.
