Have you seen the price of beef? The future is now! ;)

I’m grateful for the reminder that the system still works. I’m saddened to know these things exist in the first place.

Time to go get blackout drunk. My brain can’t hurt me if I hurt it first.

I got a bone. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Raytheon said they can increase production rates to meet the new demand by changing the distribution in components.

One model is laser-focused on payload and guidance without the uneccessary extravagance of engine or fuselage, Type B is designed for complimentary tactical versatility with engine and fuselage but avoiding the burdensome payload or guidance. Additional models are coming next quarter.

Thanks to these and other advanced enovashuns ™, Raytheon reports 100% production increases and 50% weight savings.

Naturally this will all be offset by dynamic surge pricing, another Raytheon enovashun ™, so the units will be priced somewhere between $250 million USD and California.

Those who trade forest for steak will eventually have neither forests nor steaks.

When there is no more room in hell food on shelves, the dead poor shall walk the earth.

~ With apologies to George Romero

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good.

Like the robust checks and balances down south? Everything went to shit when Ginsburg died. Our system is different, but not that different.

See Ford,Moe,Smith push to change how judges are appointed? Same playbook.

He will. He is paving the way for American privatization to support our ultimate annexation into the US. No more hallway medicine. Ta-da!

Again. “Journalism” meant to minimally inform those who already know and not alarm those who haven’t yet, can’t or won’t put the pieces together. Allow me to break this cycle.

Every Country is following up on what the UK first labelled “Lifeboat Ethics.” In the context of ecological overshoot, including but not limited to climate change, a great many places will become uninhabitable, due to heat stress, crop failure, flooding, drought and extreme weather events. Global refugee migration patterns are expected to explode far beyond countries abilities to incorporate, feed, house and economically care for them. Like lifeboats getting overwhelmed by survivors of a shipwreck, the moment calls for hard decisions on who get into whatever lifeboats remain and who is left to drown.

Rather than risk getting overwhelmed by refugees, countries are pre-emptively responding. The UK went Brexit. America went Fascist and Canada, for starters, put in this. Every country big and small knows what’s going on. Political, civil and military planners have been on this to varying degrees of intensity for decades now. Russia’s play for the Ukraine is their reaction. They want the fertile Chernozem soils that are the backbone of its status as a globally significant breadbasket.

For those who aren’t in the know, the next 100 years are going to look like a great big geopolitical game of musical chairs played on a global scale. Don’t be the one without a chair when the music stops.

Enjoy!

** Quiet music already playing gets louder until you finally notice it was there all along. 𝄞 ♪ ♬ ♫

(Edits allover for spelling, clarity etc.)

We really are a psychopathic species. Environmental scientists , NGOs activists and the UN scream for decades that we have to act. That we face certain destruction ranging from persistent and widespread famine to extreme weather destruction. It boils down to permanently reducing the ceiling on earth’s carrying capacity for all species including humans. It poses credible risks of near term human extinction. Despite all this, it’s business as usual. Iran flexing some minor geopolitical oil muscle and suddenly the world mobilizes like there was a purpose.

I’ll take whatever “wins” I can, but sheesh, we’re a dim species.

The article missed the most important part. What diplomatic assignements were cut? Any embasy closures in non priority countries aren’t great, but not so terrible considering the other critical and long overdue investments. A reader is just left guessing if this is ultimately a positive shift, in line with the generally approved of Carney plan or just more embarassing blind penny pinching leaving gaping holes the government hopes no one notices.

Let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOT WOOT!

ML troll strikes again!

Drop the base.

Very good even.

Not now. I won’t go back until Americans deal with their pest problem.

Agreed but at this stage that means Trump, everyone in his administration, the entire republican party, the big chunk of Dems who pretend to be an opposition, the billionaires, hedge funds and corporate supporters and their executive and everyone who ever voted republican since Citizens United vs. The FEC.

This effectively means a lifetime ban for me. I am still hopeful for my young children can go back to calling Americans friends before they die of old age. My heart goes out to everyone who doesn’t deserve this on both sides of the border.

A problem for Washington, thus a good day for the whole world!

Friends don’t let friends share anything from The Sun. Pure Trash.

Satire is dead. Beaverton is just straight up news.