Crayola has many colors but lead isn’t one of them.

George Michael proto-beard? Macho as fuck.

And can pass gas with the best of 'em.

Unticking “alow this drive and its contents to be indexed” and terminating the indexing service helps.

Windows 8 was a vast aesthetic improvement over Windows 7.^\s

There was a woman in her late 30s in one of my college classes back in 1999. She was a driver for UPS, and had nearly 20 years worth stock options. UPS went public that year, and her stock options were converted to Class A common stock. She decided to hang onto her shares. I found out a couple of years ago that she signed up for a DRIP (Dividend Reinvestment Plan), and will retire a millionaire.

They’re still around, tho:

Every time you click this link, it will send you to a random Web 1.0 website

Edit: In case you don’t like surprises: https://wiby.me/

Ah yes, car E driven by Leeeerrroooooyyyy Jenkins

I love Facebook math.

Your sandals are here. Fight me, human.

Many moons ago I was getting my W2K certs. I dropped a vanilla box into my home lab, installed W2K server, connected it to my LAN, and left to take leak and get a cup of coffee. By the time I got back 10 minutes later, some enterprising soul had installed SQLServer and Exchange 5.5 over the Internet in preparation for fuck knows what. I burped, farted, and disconnected my router. Then I sat down to reconsider my career choice.

Everyone in the call center, hundreds and hundreds of people, despises you.

Whoa. Dude’s getting Kremlin leadership level numbers.

Daaaamn bruh, my heart.

He was re-elected.

Jesus saves, Satan invests.

“Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot.” Emrys Freud, Sigmund’s duller brother.

Psst, covfe.fe is available. Pass it on.

Ah yes, good old dependency.

You’re the real MVB