🇦🇺Baku to Melbourne@aussie.zoneEnglish • edit-21 year agoDaily random thread: almost almost the weekend edition (June 15, 2023)message-square501fedilinkarrow-up128file-text
arrow-up128message-squareDaily random thread: almost almost the weekend edition (June 15, 2023)🇦🇺Baku to Melbourne@aussie.zoneEnglish • edit-21 year agomessage-square501fedilinkfile-text
AKA: Daily random thread: Baku doing the posting cuz nobody has invented automoderator for Lemmy yet Edit: words
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoOut of all the different lollies there you got the placebos. Very unlucky.
minus-square@useless_modern_godlinkEnglish4•1 year agoHe hands me the vitamins and says “I wish I could do more for you” and gets all touchy on my shoulder. I reckon old mate fancied me.
minus-square@OIP@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year ago‘take these and become … strong. and… fertile’
Out of all the different lollies there you got the placebos. Very unlucky.
He hands me the vitamins and says “I wish I could do more for you” and gets all touchy on my shoulder. I reckon old mate fancied me.
“Your wish has been granted.”
‘take these and become … strong. and… fertile’
😂