guitar cop #1: PUT THE GUITAR DOWN!
me: puts guitar down
guitar cop #2: PICK THE GUITAR UP!
me: picks up guitar
guitar cop #1: WHAT PART OF PUT THE GUITAR DOWN DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!
me: puts guitar down
guitar cop #2: I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD IF YOU DO NOT PICK UP THAT GUITAR!
context: Fender meglo corp won a lawsuit in G*rmany that says any non Fender guitar shaped like a stratocaster is illegal and guitar people are mad.
fender strat:
typical copy:
Such trash and selling faulty designs from the 1950’s, fuck Fender tbh