• mayo_cider [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    Listen here Jack, I grew up in the community pool until Rusty Razor Jackson drove my white family to section 8 housing in Detroit

    I tried to make smoking weed a capital punishment, but they still don’t let me fly the drone or even press the nuclear button

    But I’m still better than Clinton… Osama… What’s that name? Oh right, Kid Rock

    Vote for me, John Biden