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Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

Middle aged white guys will spend $44 billion on a social media company instead of talking about their feelings

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Middle aged white guys will spend $44 billion on a social media company instead of talking about their feelings

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Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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I am begging you to put a chip in your own brain to try to cure your bad thoughts

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  • TheRealChrisR [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Thats gonna be a pretty good ad for therapy

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    no, put urine on his gravestone

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Urine’s too good

      Man deserves liquid hangover shits

      • reaper_cushions [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        You’re not the only one who wants to use the public loo.

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      All the piss will erode away the stone, won’t be able to read it

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    Most divorced, estranged, my-kids-don’t-look-me-in-the-eye statement of the year 🏆

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    It showskombucha-disgust

  • dkr567 [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Most terminally online CEO, thy name is musk.

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      deleted by creator

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Therapy if you’re upper middle class or richer is like like 10% learning coping mechanisms, 90% feeding your ego. Why are these guys so against it? Like it’s basically a consumer product at this point, trust me it’s not going to make you check your privilege or whatever you think happens at therapy.

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      I read some self help books recommended by a therapist, then I found out the authors were Ayn Rand rationalists, and one of them had an affair with Ayn Rand. They were helpful because I tend to be in my own head too much, but looking out into the world a lot of people deserve to hate themselves more than I hate myself.

      It’s easy to use self-esteem and self-actualization to justify pretty much anything you do to get ahead. Very little in those books is taking responsibility for shit things you’ve done, opposed to something like the 12 step program. Guilt/shame can be paralyzing if you feel too much of it, but Elon Musk deserves those feelings because he should completely change himself.

      It’s the modern version of Catholic confession, but instead of being rich, buying indulgences, and saying a few hail Marys, it’s doing questionable philanthropy and learning to love yourself even though you’re throwing kids into the orphan crushing machine

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      This is why I refuse to go no matter how many people say I’m “unstable” and “clearly in need of ‘professional’ help”

      That and I’m a MAN (blues riff)

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    shocked-pikachu

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    Every day he wakes up and thinks “what can I do today to own myself?”

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    we know, elon…we know

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    he’s gonna let the dark thoughts win

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    Let’s make this happen asap

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    We can tell.

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    Yeah sure, as long as the gravestone happens in the near future.

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    heartbreaking

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    Knowing Musk this is a brag about how he isn’t a snowflake cuck that needs therapy and not an admission that he has issues.

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