Lin-Manuel Miranda is really dropping the football by not already having a 2016-themed musical called Hillary. Libs cannot get enough of her. More than anything else in the world - they want to her to win in 2016. And they’ll never fully accept she didn’t do it. These could be the lyrics to the lead song…
What if… (Oh, yes?) What if… (Say more.) What if… (Do tell!)
Hillary won! (Eff yeah!)
“Eff yeah” in matinees because children are more likely to be present but the full monty “Fuck yeah!” in evening performances. The Hillary merch shop instantly sells out of the two versions of the t-shirt every time they restock. And there’s a bit of a scandal when LMM Productions starts aggressively suing even the tiniest stores (Esty, etc) for selling “Eff yeah”/“Fuck yeah!” t-shirts with the text in a font similar to the venerable HillaryFont™.
I swear to God there is almost nobody i want to yell “go away” at more than Hillary Clinton.
I mean, Kissinger is dead, so now Hilldawg is in the top spot.
Me too.
Lin-Manuel Miranda is really dropping the football by not already having a 2016-themed musical called Hillary. Libs cannot get enough of her. More than anything else in the world - they want to her to win in 2016. And they’ll never fully accept she didn’t do it. These could be the lyrics to the lead song…
What if… (Oh, yes?)
What if… (Say more.)
What if… (Do tell!)
Hillary won! (Eff yeah!)
“Eff yeah” in matinees because children are more likely to be present but the full monty “Fuck yeah!” in evening performances. The Hillary merch shop instantly sells out of the two versions of the t-shirt every time they restock. And there’s a bit of a scandal when LMM Productions starts aggressively suing even the tiniest stores (Esty, etc) for selling “Eff yeah”/“Fuck yeah!” t-shirts with the text in a font similar to the venerable HillaryFont™.
Please step away from the lathe.
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