Some guy will post a picture of a pretty standard looking pepperoni pizza and say: “Imagine not living in new york.” And then there’s the whole bodega discourse, which is also funny. “For you non-new yorkers, let me explain: a bodega is not a corner store. It’s a place where you can buy gatorade, toilet paper, AND eggs.” Thank you sir for explaining that to a slack-jawed yokel such as myself.
Bursting through a wall
Hot?! It’s only 85, that’s cold where I’m from
Did you know Texas is the only state in the nation legally allowed to secede
Too many damn commiefornians coming here trying to make Texas into the place they left
The stars at night are big and bright 👏👏👏 deep in the heaaaart of Texas
You ain’t never had bbq if you ain’t ate Texas bbq
Y’all want some sweet tea
Whataburger
Bucc-ees bathrooms!
Stop please, I’ve heard all of these enough to last a lifetime and I’m not even RELATED to anyone from there
:Texas-cool:
Wait one more,
Pff you think that’s far? Back where I’m from we drive an hour just to go get groceries
thats why the episode making fun of texas is the best spongebob
hahahaha “bursting through wall”