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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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    What is “rizz”?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s something the youths are saying these days to describe someone who’s smooth and has cha-“rizz”-ma.

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        Did you say youts?

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          Yeah. Two yutes.

          • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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            Oh you mean utes

            • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              As a Utahn, I respect this.

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            Mr Gambini, what exactly is a yute?

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              I’m sorry, your honor. Two “youths”.

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            I’ll be in my yurt

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          I think they meant the Houthis.

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            Houthis and the Blowfish?

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        Too bad INT,CHA,DEX,… didn’t catch on instead.

      • Fat Tony@lemmy.world
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        I always thought it meant to fart.

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      She has no rizz

      Rizzo

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      recessive jizz

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        You only get the jizz if you got the rizz. 😎

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      It’s slang for charisma.

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      Swag

      Charisma

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      it’s what you do to your blorbo

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      I assume it means libido. This lady is very much a voluntary celebate.

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        Inferring an awful lot from just a picture, my guy.

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          Are you kidding? Even with a bad personality and a tic disorder someone that looks like this can get dates. Have you never been around a beautiful person before?

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            deleted by creator

            • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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              Never heard the word libido that I used?

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                deleted by creator

                • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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                  Perhaps to you! 😅

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                    deleted by creator

      • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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        That’s the meme picture. Not the person.

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          Are you certain?

          • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            Yes.

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        “Attractive privilege”.

        I acknowledge the possibility of attractive people being involuntarily celibate, but I suspect that is is much less likely than for unattractive people.

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          You definitely get more eyeballs when you are good-looking, but there is no natural drive belt that automatically turns these into more partners for you.

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